Pan's Potions

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About Us

Pan's Potions all started when CEO and Founder, Pan, had his heart broken by a wood nymph. His name originates within the Ancient Greek language, from the word paein, meaning "to pasture". In Roman myth, Pan's counterpart was Faunus, a nature god. Pan is the god of the wild, shepherds and flocks, nature, of mountain wilds, hunting, rustic music, and a companion to the nymphs.

With the power of Pan's panpipes, he can make any nymph to follow him. The only problem is when they actually see him they realize he is half goat, half man and run away. That is why we created Pan's Potions, where you can get any nymph to fall in love with you. When Pan was heartbroken, he would scream all night causing hunters to feel "Pan"ic.

Services

We make the best Potions anywhere. Do you want someone to fall in love with you, but you don't stand a chance? Spike their drink and get desirable results! Our potions are made with all natural ingredients, including goat milk. If it doesn't happen instantly, don't "pan"ic! It takes time.

(You can contact Pan's secretary. (He's probably busy, being a God and all.)

History

When Pan was born, his mother (a nymph) and his father (Hermes) were scared of his ugliness. But Hermes, being the god of luck, brought him to Olympus to show off his new child. All the gods loved him and named him Pan because he delighted ALL the gods. Thus getting his name. He grew up and became a god. The god was a lover of nymphs, who commonly fled from his advances. Syrinx ran and was transformed into a clump of reeds, out of which the god crafted his famous pan-pipes. Pitys escaped and was turned into a mountain fir, the god's sacred tree. Ekho spurned his advances and fading away left behind only her voice to repeat forever the mountain cries of the god.

Testimonials

"I found my first wife with Pan's Potions. And all the other ones really." --Zeus, King Of The Gods

"His lucky potion helps me get me to where I need to be, safely." -- Hermes

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